Arafat, Sharon, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in
a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and .... it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman and Sharon are sitting there looking perplexed.
Arafat is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent
slap.
The old woman is thinking : "Arafat must have tried to kiss that
girl and has been slapped. "
Arafat is thinking : "Damn it, Sharon must have tried to kiss the
girl, she thought it was me and slapped me."
The beautiful girl is thinking : "Arafat must have moved to kiss
me, and kissed Sharon instead and got slapped."
Sharon is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Arafat again."
